Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
