I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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