I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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