it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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