White coat. Heels.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Randomize
