Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sorry about my life...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
