You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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