i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
