We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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