Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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