i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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