I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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