im drinking this country out of the recession.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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