talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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