wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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