Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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