"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
