At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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