I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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