I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
