i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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