I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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