The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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