ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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