I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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