yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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