i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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