Rock
Scissors
Fuck
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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