White coat. Heels.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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