even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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