normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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