Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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