i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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