I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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