a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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