I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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