when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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