Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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