what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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