I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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