what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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