What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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