he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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