My brain says no but my pants say off.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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