Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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