I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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