Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
