You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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