I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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