I hope mine doesn't look like that
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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