Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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